My mom way tring to commit me. bless her heart. She lied and said I was jumping in front of cars I was walking in a parking lot with cars going five miles an hr. when my clinical teem evalluated me they determand I was no danger. So i got mad she was lieing so I swapt some balloons from an apt complex. and disided i was going to walk in rush hr traffic ballons in hand. at that point I thought i was in a circus. Some cops showed up and told me to get in my house about a block away. then the cop sceemed at me., so I got to my house dropped my pants grabed my jewls,and gave him the bird. I dunno why I love streaking so much when in manic. anyways my roomate was in the shower and i had a big bag of gumballs and throw them over the shower and he got out confused and shock i was naked then I took my shower. the cop told me I had to get dressed and come with him. they got a good laugh. I have many more but they may be triggers so I will leave those alone. . like you post. very funny. take care. hope you laughed .