Walking on Water…..think don’t blink

Why can’t I walk on water?

I've tried and tried and tried.

I just damn well sink.

So I asked the guy who turns

A cracker and wine

Into the body and blood of Christ.

I think, wow man,

If you can do that, you can walk on water,

Or at least raise the dead. Naw!

So what about the Bible beater?

The self righteous guy

Preaching from pulpit?

Nope! But he tries to theologize…

Forget it man. Actually, between you and me,

I think he’s full of bullshit.

Like, I know Peter tried to walk on water.

He sunk

‘Till Christ took his hand.

After that I think,

Everyone else, as far as I know,

Just walked on dry land.

So give it up Dude

I say to myself,

Unless you want to drown.

I’m not Napoleon, Lincoln,

Or today thinking I’m Christ.

My life is not my own.

Crucify me. Cuz I can’t walk on water.

Or at least medicate this crazy,

Nouveau, Christian clown.

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